My blog took a SHE (Sidetracked Home Executive) turn with an email from a Flybaby and it prompted me to find a very funny article written by a columnist for the Seattle Times who in turn went on to become a very famous food critic in the Northwest. His article gives you the man’s view of a SHE. The article follows this email.
Dear Pam and Peggy,
I have all your books and I especially love Sidetracked Home Executives because it touched the very depth of my SHE heart!
Within the first chapter, I KNEW you knew me. You weren’t a couple of organizer people telling me what was wrong with me you were telling me what was right with me! Whenever I need to lighten up and stop beating myself up over something I “shoulda” done, I re-read the SHE book and it makes me put everything in perspective. It’s worn, underlined, dog-eared and loved! Your system worked so well when the kids were home because 3×5 cards were such a great way to delegate. I now use FlyLady’s control journal for my home and personal stuff, but I still use your card file system for my in-home business because I have two part-time employees and they like having the 3×5 cards and it’s easy for me to delegate.
I have been FLYING for four years and it’s because FlyLady took over where you left off with her love and compassion for SHEs everywhere. I’d like to shout it from the rooftop for all Flybabies to read the SHE book to discover the seamless way the torch has been passed.
Barb Flying in Texas
Here’s my letter to Barb,
Thank you for taking the time to write to me. I love hearing from SHEs like you because it just confirms to me that we are one huge happy family, loving our homes and loving order, but careful not to take life too seriously. I purposely approached getting organized with a sense of humor and joy and that book was the first book on the market written from a reformed “slob’s” point of view. (Remember SLOB stands for Spontaneous, Lighthearted, Optimistic and Beloved.)
Here’s the article, written by John Hinterberger Seattle Times.
The oldest kid’s room smelled of mold, the middle kid was pasting a sticker book all over the living room walls and the baby was throwing the contents of her bedroom drawers out the window to make room for hide-and-seek.
The kitchen was littered with busted crayons, three sleeping bags reeking of alder smoke were under the dining room table, the parking strip grass was as high as an elephant’s eye and it looks like it’s growing right up to the sky. Oh what a terrible morning!
“We’ve GOT to get organized,” I howled in my best ex-sergeant’s bark.
”Dad! Have you seen the masking tape?”
“Not since Halloween of ’79. Or was it Christmas of ’78?”
“Dad! Where’s my bathing suit?”
“Out on the back lawn where you left it last week. A cat has taken it over. . “
The Keeper of the House sailed through the front door bearing five bolts of material to add to the three bales she has stashed in her sewing room in the basement-projects she intends to someday (a) start, (b) muse over, (c) maybe even complete. She is into what might be called sewing futures.
“All our problems are solved!” she cried.
“You hired Mr. Clean?”
“You’ve had an affair with the White Tornado?”
“No, I bought a book, ‘Sidetracked Home Executives: From Pigpen to Paradise.’”
“Well,” I said, “as long as we get this mess picked up starting right now, I’m for it.
What would you like me to help with?”
“Nothing right now. I have to organize a card file.”
She left and returned an hour later with a card file box and about 2,000 three-by-five cards. She sat, scribbling things like “cobwebs M17” and mumbling “picture frames.”
“Would you like me to knock down some cobwebs?” I asked.
“No, no,” she muttered, clearly annoyed, “that isn’t due for another three weeks.”
“Why don’t I knock ‘em down now and not have to worry about it?”
“Because it will screw up the whole system,” she added, kicking two pairs of kiddie overalls under the dryer. She went back to her cards.
Two days later, she was still filling out cards and I had stayed home from work to find some socks.
On the third day, she mopped her brow and cried, “Done!”
She closed the file box with a click and poured herself a Henry Weinhard.
“Wonderful,” I said, holding onto a blue sock and a tan sock. “Let’s get at it.”
“Are you crazy?” she said, pointing to a calendar pasted to her file box. “Today is Tuesday.”
“We’re in Belgium?”
“No, Tuesday is a ‘Free Day.’ Everybody needs some time off.”
“OK, first thing in the morning…”
“Pipe down,” she advised. “Wednesday is a ‘Quiet Day’-for baking and planning.” She put a frozen steak into the dishwasher to thaw.
I got up in the middle of the night and tip-toed to her kitchen office, falling over a Fisher Price taxicab (durable rascals) in the process. I peeked into her file: “THURSDAY-Heavy Cleaning; Laundry.” I eased back to the bedroom, wincing slightly at the Lego I’d picked up between my second and third toes, and slept like a babe.
Thursday morning she was in a modified snit.
“I don’t know how I’m going to get us from pigpen to paradise today.” She said.
“There’s so much to do.”
“You mean scrubbing and vacuuming and . . .?”
“Yes. And the kids swim team, the baby’s Suzuki-method harmonica lesson, and my tennis group plays at noon.”
“Maybe tomorrow. . .”
“Tomorrow’s another light day,” she said. “Grocery shopping and errands. Then of course, the S.H.E.’s have their weekends off. Otherwise housework would drive you crazy.”
I skidded on a chunk of green Play-Doh and hobbled off to work. I’d get a bottle of champagne to celebrate the clean house on the way home. Perhaps some flowers. A new John Denver record. Candles.
When I got home, I yodeled yoo hoos and was greeted in silence. I peered into the kitchen and shrieked. Red stains were smeared across the sink. Crimson gore mottled the counters. Viscous red puddles were splotched across the floor. The baby waddled out of her bedroom, deep red staining her hair. Spouse called up from the basement.
“Guess what happened today?”
“Your sister, Medea, came to call?”
“No, I put up 40 pounds of cherries. I’m bushed.”
I looked at the champagne, candles and roses; glanced over at the file box. I had a feeling it just wasn’t in the cards.
Sidetracked Home Executives; from pigpen to paradise is still in bookstores after 37 years and is available on Amazon and all major book stores. If you haven’t read it, you are in for a treat.